@indiianbrave // clicked ( x ) for a starter.

                      ❛ oh my goodness, you are so funny!!

she wasn’t even sure if it were a joke, but as her mother told her,    a 
way to man’s heart is his ego. so she offered a laugh - one rehearsed
several times in front of a mirror.

               ❛ so, um, just wondering: you wouldn’t happen to be in line
                            for A THRONE any time soon, would you?