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“—I dunno wha’ yer talkin’ abou’ now, Blue, but tha’ sounds a whole lot like summat Ginny’d do t’ me. So ‘m afraid y’answer’s gonna be th’ same one I gave a couple o’ days ago: no. Y’know I don’t do make overs. ‘M a pirate! Wha’ use fer make overs does a pirate have, love? None, I tell ya. None!

          ♕ —     “ don’t be so dramatic. ”     that’s her job.     “  i’m merely going to apply some blush, perhaps concealer, lipstick, obvs,   &&   i’m considering experimenting with a smoldering smokey eyes – THE UGE.  ”   she’s still gripping on her make up bag despite the objection; pure VANITY followed by a beam.