harriethaak:

+ @evilctte

“—I dunno wha’ yer talkin’ abou’ now, Blue, but tha’ sounds a whole lot like summat Ginny’d do t’ me. So ‘m afraid y’answer’s gonna be th’ same one I gave a couple o’ days ago: no. Y’know I don’t do make overs. ‘M a pirate! Wha’ use fer make overs does a pirate have, love? None, I tell ya. None!”

          ♕ —     ^{“ don’t be so dramatic. ”     that’s her job.     “  i’m merely going to apply some blush, perhaps concealer, lipstick, obvs,   &&   i’m considering experimenting with a smoldering smokey eyes – THE UGE.  ”   she’s still gripping on her make up bag despite the objection; pure VANITY followed by a beam.}

 

deliightfvl:

@evilctte liked x

❛ you may look at it like that now – but like five months, maybe years, who knows, maybe you’ll think it’s pretty funny. and then you’ll completely forget that you were even mad about it in the first place. and the memory will make you feel happy. ❜ he’s probably trying to ease his way out of something, don’t fall for his tricks. although..he could be trying to be nice. or it was a mixture of the two, conjoined into one.

           ♕ —     _{“ woah. that was crazy inspirational. almost magazine inspirational. ” – but not quite. the bridge of her nose tingles as she uses a fine polished finger to scratch it. she’s as gullible as they come}    &&    _{it probably showed ^{(can you expect anything less from someone who resided in a castle for a decade?)} . “  maybe you’re right. i should forget about it.  ” but FORGIVING and FORGETTING wasn’t exactly a vk kid’s talent.}

 

ofdoexyes:

@evilctte liked !!!

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“oh my gods, i LOVE your eyeshadow!” the princess gushed with a giant grin. “where did you get it?”

          ♕ —     _{“ thanks. although i can’t say i’m too surprised as i make sure everything i wear is nothing less than EXCELLENT but, still, thanks. with the correct portions of mica powder,} arrowroot    _&&    charcoal _{you can make countless of at-home eye shadow. as if any store-bought item has the ability to succeed at this color.  ”}

 

merrie-scottishlass:

@evilctte passed by

“Loving the hair! Aye! I could never pull of blae…I mean blue locks. It’s nice to see something different around here for once in of a loch of brown and blonde. I’m Merrie. And who might you be, blae haired lass?” 

          ♕ —     SHE TALKS A LOT    &&   ^{what was that accent}? ^{nevertheless, there was a compliment in the mix.“ i agree. not many can pull it off. i just have one of those faces.” confidence to the brim; her fingers clasp around her waist. “ evie. EVIL QUEEN’S DAUGHTER. i’m sure you’ve heard of her. ”}

 

ofuninhibitedcharm:

_{“Hey, I didn’t do it. I’m a pretty boy, not an evil mastermind.”}

          ♕ —     ^{“p l e a s e. it’s}very much ^{possible to be both PRETTY    &&    EVIL – i would know. ”}

 

ofunderworld:

“ɪ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴ ᴛᴏ  ʟ ɪ ᴋ ᴇ  ᴍʏ ғᴀᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ɪᴛ ɪs.
   ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ.
      ᴀɴᴅ ᴀs ғᴀʀ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪsᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ, ɪ'ʟʟ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴛʜᴀᴛ
          ɪɴ ᴍɪɴᴅ. ɪ ᴅɪᴅ ᴀᴄǫᴜɪʀᴇ sᴏᴍᴇ ɢᴏʟᴅ ᴅʀᴀᴄʜᴍᴀs
            ʀᴇᴄᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ᴀᴛ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ…”

( ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟ ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴡᴀs sᴛᴇᴀʟ. ᴍᴏʀᴇ sᴘᴇᴄɪғɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ sʜᴇ sᴛᴏʟᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ sʜᴇ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴀʟᴋᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴏɴ ᴀ ᴅᴀɪʟʏ ʙᴀsɪs. ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴀʟʟ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅɪᴅ ᴀ ᴠɪʟʟᴀɪɴ ᴅᴏ ʙᴇsᴛ? sᴍɪʀᴋɪɴɢ, sʜᴇ ʟᴏᴏᴋᴇᴅ ᴀᴛ ᴇᴠɪᴇ. )

         "ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡʜᴀᴛ.
              ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴇɴᴛʀᴜsᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ᴍᴀᴋᴇᴏᴠᴇʀ.
            ᴍᴇss ᴜᴘ ᴍʏ ғᴀᴄᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ
                 ʀᴇᴀʀʀᴀɴɢᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀs.“

            ♕ —       ^{“ rearrange? ”repetition of the other’s word pronounced in utter – DISGUST. rearrange. like. she’d ruin her makeup? the internal monologue convinced a hand to touch the outline of her jaw. delicate fingers running over her foundation in a language that was nothing less than dramatic. “ okay, HEAR ME OUT:  you could NOT   &&   say you did? ”  there goes the giggle she’s succumbed to;   &&    in the few short moments she had to ask herself if it was worth it she came to a conclusion, (( in mild uncertainty )) that yes - it was completely worth it. “ fine. i will sacrifice my hard-earned beauty if it means fixing your not-so-hard earned – face. ” it wasn’t meant as an insult.  hyacinth was b e a u t i f u l ; just not COMPLETELY up to magic mirror standards.}

 

bxldmountain:

&&. @evilctte. 

                 ❛  —— i see vanity runs in the family…  ❜

            ♕ —     ^{“ yeah, well. ”   cue the hair flip, clasping the previously opened     hand mirror      shut as strands of blue hair land on the OPPOSITE side of her face.   “ can you blame? beauty also runs in the family. ”}

 

ofunderworld:

“ ᴇ x ᴄ ᴜ s ᴇ   ᴍ ᴇ  ? ?
      ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴇᴀʀ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ-ᴜᴘ, ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss.
            ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴇsɪᴅᴇs…ᴡʜᴀᴛ’s ᴡʀᴏɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ ғᴀᴄᴇ?”

          ♕ —      ^{the best way to} answer the question ^{was to not answer it.  “ what is it you need}? ^{i’ll be GENEROUS on the price. VK discount.”}

 

ofunderworld:

@evilctte

“ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛʜʀᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪs sᴜᴘᴇʀ ʜᴏᴛ
      ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ ʙᴀsʜ ғᴏʀ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ.
           ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ
               ʟᴜᴄᴋʏ ғᴇᴡ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪsᴛ.
            ɪ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴇᴇᴇɴsʏ ғᴀᴠᴏʀ ᴛᴏ ᴀsᴋ.”

 ♕ —    ^{“ MAKEUP??    gladly.    i didn’t want to tell you, but you} have ^{been looking slightly blotchy. ”}

 

frostbittenx:

@evilctte ↴
               ❤’d

          _{❛ hey — uh, you wouldn’t have happened to see any lip gloss or something around here ?? ❜ she braided a few strands of hair nervously, glancing around for the misplaced cosmetic.}

             ♕ —       dainty   fingers   ^{unlatch the heart box that’s, so casually, strapped around her shoulder. now rummaging themselves through the plethora of cosmetics she has laying in there ; an attempt to find HER COLOR.      “ you will look stunning in my arctic gloss. ”      it wasn’t necessarily what the blonde was asking for, but this was evie’s job. the lighter blue gloss gelled in a clear tube that was clutching in her tan hands.      “ it has} ¼ of avocado ^{in it to make your lips feel smoother. ”      a pause. head tilting slightly.       “ which, i’m sure we both can agree, you can use. ”}